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How Sex StartsHow sex starts...How Sex Starts
A smile leads to a laugh,
A laugh leads to a high 5,
A high 5 leads to a hug,
A hug leads to a kiss,
A kiss leads 2 makeout,
A make out leads 2 finger,
A finger leads to a hand,
A hand leads to a lick,
A lick leads to a suck,
A suck leads 2 a fuck.
So tell me how many people are you going to smile at after you heard this because sex is like math...
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
Leave your solution, &nb
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This world is not my home,
I'm just a passing through,
My treasures are laid out way beyond the blue.
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door,
And I can't feel at home anymore...
.I.m.i.
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~ For almost ninety years I’ve walked among my kind, and yours… all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren’t alive yet.
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a friend would lend you an umbrella when it rains,
a best friend would steal yours and yell RUN BITCH RUN
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"And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt." -- Sylvia Plath.
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I vant to eat your brains...
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horror of the mind rips apart the soul of the living
to escape pain.
love is my pain given by the hands of uncertainty.
hatred is only a false promise full of more heartache than anything.
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"Meow meow meow meow meow meow. And they wonder why we do drugs." Jim Gaffigan
" Yeah. That's right. I'm a gay robot. " Church (RvB)
" I love blood and violence! I've got a boner for murder! " Sarge (RvB)
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I think my art sucks. and what you think?
ask your honest opinion, without saving any detail.
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*Tomb-Raiders-Temple
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“If Kakashi was real he would be tied up in my bedroom!”
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